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St. Vincent, Movie, 2014 IMDB

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  • Mów mi Vincent (Poland)


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chicomarx BE

2014-12-08 19:35

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"So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and he says "Have you got any work for me?" And she says, "As a matter of fact, you can paint the porch." About two hours later the guy comes back. "I'm all finished ma'am. But just for your information, it's a BMW, not a Porsche."

dsl SX

2014-12-08 19:49

A man goes for a job on a building site. Foreman says he can have the job if he answers three questions correctly. First question - "what's the difference between a pick and a shovel?" - man says "with a pick you go like this... (pretends to swing pickaxe) ... and with a shovel you go like that ..." (pretends to shovel). Foreman nods and asks 2nd question about what's the difference between a claw hammer and a steam hammer - man mimes the different actions again. Foreman nods again and asks the 3rd and final question "What's the difference between a girder and a joist?". Man scratches chin thoughtfully and replies "That's a bit more difficult, Sir - Goethe wrote Faust and Joyce wrote Ulysees".

Gamer DE

2014-12-08 19:50

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks at them and asks "What is this, some sort of joke?"

Khaosth PL

2016-02-06 23:04

chicomarx wrote "So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and he says "Have you got any work for me?" And she says, "As a matter of fact, you can paint the porch." About two hours later the guy comes back. "I'm all finished ma'am. But just for your information, it's a BMW, not a Porsche."


For polish TV Canal+ translate this joke into:
"Kobieta powiedziała "Możesz wziąć farbę i pomalować ten ganek." Po dwóch godzinach chłopak wraca. "Skończyłem malować, ale tak dla Pani wiadomości, to nie było Megane tylko Laguna.""

Polish title: "Mów mi Vincent"

-- Last edit: 2016-02-06 23:05:58

Baube QC

2016-02-06 23:32

chicomarx wrote
"So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and he says "Have you got any work for me?" And she says, "As a matter of fact, you can paint the porch." About two hours later the guy comes back. "I'm all finished ma'am. But just for your information, it's a BMW, not a Porsche."

:lol:

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