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◊ 2006-12-10 05:11 |
2004-2006 |
◊ 2007-01-25 22:30 |
the landrover freelander is better |
◊ 2007-01-25 22:36 |
yeah heck a Geo Tracker is better than these non-offroad plastic-clad wanna-be Suburbans |
◊ 2007-01-26 01:53 |
agree in every word -- Last edit: 2007-12-04 11:54:40 (G-MANN) |
◊ 2007-08-24 00:52 |
The car salesman in this scene was a dick. Borat is looking for a car that is a "pussy magnet", he directs him to this Hummer, "women loves Hummers" he tells Borat. Although Borat still can't work where the actual magnet is inside the car. Borat than asks what will happen to the car if he hits some gypsies with it, "if somebody rolls onto the windshield, they could crack your windshield" warns the dealer. Further discussion with the salesman: Borat: When I buy my wife, at the start she was cook good, her vagina work well and she strong on plow. But after 3 years when she was 15, then she become weak, her voice become deep, she recieve hair on her chest and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard. How do I know that this will not happen with the car? Car Salesman: Chevrolet guarantees you that with a warranty. However he can't afford to buy a $52,000 Hummer, he only has $600. So he ends up with the ice cream van. |
◊ 2008-01-24 21:00 |
NO WAY HUMMER H2'S ARE COOL! they're offroadable like the landrover freelander |
◊ 2008-01-24 21:14 |
I never see Hummer H2's off road. There is a video on YouTube with a compilation of videos showing what happens to Hummer's when you do take them off road. |
◊ 2008-01-24 21:52 |
True (I’ve seen those videos you are talking about) but, you have to take into account that those people (like on Youtube) who take Hummer H2s off-road (or any other type of 4x4) don’t know what they’re doing (alcohol is usually involved) and as a result, destroy the vehicle because of not driving properly off-road. Lack of common sense + alcohol + 4x4 vehicle + off-road terrain = wildlife damage, vehicle damage, and personal injury or death. I don’t drive my Expedition like a bat-out-of-hell when off-roading, because I know what will happen. Tread Lightly (I am a member of this origination) give plenty of advise as to how to properly off-road – also – reputable Off-road magazines give good useful information and tips. Here is a link to Tread Lightly: http://www.treadlightly.org/ -- Last edit: 2008-01-24 22:01:30 |
◊ 2008-01-26 05:54 |
Yes, true points. I still just don't think the H2 is a good off road car. The H1 is another story, and the HX Concept seems to have great potential. But for hard core off-roading I think the H2 is just too big. -- Last edit: 2008-02-01 17:54:45 (G-MANN) |
◊ 2008-02-01 17:57 |
It's obvious why you seldom see H2s offroad, because the people who buy them are total posers who have no interest in the great outdoors! |
◊ 2008-02-09 16:45 |
I haven't seen this video you are talking about (what's it called?) but what I imagine happened was some of these idiots confused their H2 with a tank or even a military-grade Humvee, but even though it looks tough, the H2 is still a civilian road car (designed with comfort and safety in mind), so it can't slammed about too hard. -- Last edit: 2008-02-09 16:46:23 |
◊ 2008-02-10 01:40 |
Here is one I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSMTRxIknpw Inexperienced owner/driver gets hung, snapped tie-rod. -- Last edit: 2008-02-10 01:52:02 |
◊ 2008-02-10 01:43 |
Oh dear, that shows why they are more to show off in the city than to go off road |
◊ 2008-02-10 01:45 |
Well, to counter that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi0cK9x0XWw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfDwo-mKwGc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKfgteeuC1Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmaNeNZEtHI&feature=related |
◊ 2008-02-10 01:51 |
I would still never own a Hummer, as they can’t tow/haul worth a crap. Their towing abilities are extremely poor. As a result I have absolutely no desire to have one. |
◊ 2008-02-10 01:54 |
The one with the broken axle, how could that happen? it was already broken before hand? because it broke so easily... |
◊ 2008-02-10 01:56 |
I dont have anythign against them at all, but there are nicer SUVs on the nmarket to buy before a Hummer indeed, aside from wether they are tough or not to tow. |
◊ 2008-02-10 03:30 |
agree |
◊ 2008-03-03 23:20 |
AND THERE GAS HOGS |
◊ 2010-03-29 20:13 |
Hummers are just gas guzzling eyesores driven by show-offs. IMO, they're only useful for the military. Thank god they decided not to make these anymore. |
◊ 2019-08-17 22:37 |
-- Last edit: 2019-08-18 02:12:47 (karoomay) |
◊ 2019-08-18 03:20 |
At least a 2004 by the steering wheel with 'H2' symbol. 2003 models had Hummer on the steering wheel. 2003: http://gtcarlot.com/colors/car/86980471-23.html 2004: http://gtcarlot.com/colors/car/91129476-43.html |
◊ 2020-10-01 10:27 |
I'm thinking if it was brand new and the movie was made in 2006, then it's a 2006. |
◊ 2020-10-01 11:23 |
2006 do not have those mirrors. |